The ones who constantly make us laugh are the hardest of friends to know - for comedians are the caricatures among us.
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Criss Jami
Tony and Peg have two kids, Terry-Lynn and Harvey, both of whom are enrolled in so many extracurricular and afterschool clubs that they hardly ever see their parents. If Terry-Lynn is in Girl Guides, she doesn’t have to see Peg inviting the Purolator man in...
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Rebecca McNutt
More Quotes By Robert Benchley
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.
There are two kinds of travel: first class and with children.